Watch out Kung Fu master, here come the dancing girls!

Celebrities have been wearing chong-sams for a while now, Jackie Chan has broken into Hollywood, kung-fu and wire harness fights are all the rage on the big screen and the homeware stores are full of items decorated with Chinese inscriptions. It must be time for a new fashion trend!

After hearing a couple of remixes of Indian music feature in the Australian Top 40 I think B's might be on to something predicting Indian as the next fashion trend. Could this be a model for Superman 5? And will the Matrix 4 feature dancing rather then martial arts? Will the Oscars feature white women in saris? Our beef producers must be getting worried.